"HAVE WE MISTOOK THEIR CUSTOMS?" RORY ASKED HIS PARTNER SHEEPISHLY, "MAYBE THIS ISN’T A CULTURE-BY-NUMBERS THING, MAYBE WE NEED TO MEET OTHERS AND LEARN FROM THEM RATHER THAN JUST WIKIPEDIA-ING THIS STUFF". CHAD REPLIED INCREDULOUSLY, "WE LIVE IN A DUMPSTER, REPRODUCE ABSTRACT SYMBOLS REFLECTIVE OF BANDS WE’VE NEVER HEARD, QUIT OUR JOBS, EAT GARBAGE, CHALLENGE THE STATE OF CAPITALISM BY FORAGING FROM WELL-TO-DO FAMILIES DURING THEIR MOMENTS OF LEISURE FROM EXCESS LABOR, AND ARE PERMANENTLY DRESSED IN BLACK. WE’RE MORE CRUST PUNK THAN THEY’LL EVER BE." RORY KISSED CHAD, WHISPERING IN HIS EAR, "I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I MARRIED YOU." AND SMILED., 2013

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