Eimear Fallon
SWIM went to an ironic dubstep rave at 35 Beadle this weekend. SWIM found a busty girl wearing a pleather (?) outfit designed to get everyone’s attention. It was working. SWIM swooped in, opening with a question about what she thought about the new Nine Inch Nails album then insulted her nails without letting her finish. SWIM took a step back and angled his body indifferently as she confusingly absorbed the comment. Pleather moved closer and squared her body to SWIM’s gaze, insisting SWIM look closer at her nails. She put her palms up, curled her fingers in. SWIM looked down and saw an ecstacy pill at the center of each palm. Pleather extended her left palm towards his face. SWIM ate it out of her hand. SWIM woke up the next morning with a tied-off used condom at SWIM’s bedside, neatly packed with Cheeto powder., 2013